The fear of the unknown was a usual common feeling amongst people who had secrets to hide. They sometimes have their brows furrowed at every person that had a thing to do with their dirty secrets. But most times their heart pounded very fast and loud and hard against its rib cages. This ill-starred morning Dede Okoduwa revealed an extra attribute. His palm became slightly damp and unpleasantly cold. He threaded his way, without a sound, to the sitting room, wondering who could be visiting this very hour. His mind hinted him that it might be Ireti, but he quickly dismissed the horrific thought. Oh, It had be fair enough if Ireti was the person behind the door.

He slunk closer to the door and glued his eye to the peephole. Sanmi stood backing the door, with his fist clenched tightly at his side. He couldn't see Sanmi’s face. Jeez! His peering eye caught on the black Echolac box and a greenish brown kit bag sitting by the doorway. He scuttled back to the bedroom like a rat to its hole, his head throbbing at a very fast rhythm. He locked his fearful gaze on the only possible escape route present in the room, the iron-barred window frame.

No way!

Sanmi knocked again!

“Who’s that?” Salewa mumbled, rolled out of the blanket with her sleepy eyes, yawning and stretching, having enjoyed her rest. Her eyes shimmered with surprise as she saw Dede standing in front of the window, pulling the iron bars, examining its strength. “Hey! What are you doing? And why the hell are you in my room?”

That latter question sounded weird in his ears. He turned around slowly and fastened his angry attention on her.

His enraged look scared her. Trying to be bossy, she raised her voice. “I said what are you-”

Dede rushed towards her and covered her mouth with his palm. Salewa struggled all the way, but regained her calm when she heard him say, “Abeg no shout, Oga is back. Na him dey knock.”

She slapped off his loosed grip from her mouth and quickly got out of bed. She rushed to the wardrobe, grabbed her negligee and covered her nakedness. Sweat sprinkled all around her forehead, the heat emitting from her quivering body could smoothen a rumpled shirt. She flicked her long curly hair off her shoulder and stood at akimbo with her head bowed. Thoughts gushing in and out of her troubled mind. How come Sanmi returned without a single clue about his arrival? Hope he wouldn't be suspicious now that it’s taking forever for him to gain access into his home? Where would this moron standing here be hidden?

“Salewa,” Dede called, putting a sudden pause to her jumbled thoughts. “Wetin we go do now?”

While Sanmi took a stroll to the boys’ quarter to ask Dede where his wife went to, Salewa stood still with a more confused aspect, staring into Dede’s eyes. The silence between them grew louder, very loud that one could easily hear the sound of the soft gentle breeze from the old ceiling fan. She still couldn't believe her ears, as she reiterated his words in her mind, laying more emphasis on the fact that Dede just called her by her name. The giant tree of her infidelity had began to bring forth fruit, so quickly. Well,  that mattered less to her at this crucial hour, saving her marriage was key.

It all flashed before her very eyes, the ecstatic moments of her wedding ceremony. The lustrous grin on Sanmi’s face when he signed the marriage register, the minute they both cut the skyscraping cake, and the time she waved her cheery friends and her sober mum, from inside the festooned black Prado Jeep, goodbye. Not at all, she wasn't ready to allow all these be written into the book of history.

“Hurry, go in there.” She intoned, pointing out of her bedroom to another bedroom. Fast, very fast, Dede dashed out, across the sitting room, to the room without questioning.

“Dede!” Sanmi roared again.

Salewa rushed outside, looking shell-shocked, eyes hollowed, as she stood gazing at her husband from a distance. Sanmi limped towards her with his hands in his pockets, neither frowning nor sharing a smile. What’s going through his mind? Would he accept a hug or a kiss? Salewa quizzed herself, and squeezed out a smile. She leaned forward to hug him, but he gave her the cold shoulder. Sanmi remembered his dream the moment he met Dede’s absence in his room.

“Where on earth is Dede?” He squinted into her bright eyes.

“Come on sweetheart...” She attempted another hug, and failed again. “Fine! Since the only reason for your arrival, having left me alone for two wicked weeks, is to confirm where your stupid houseboy went to...fine...fine I will tell you.”

“Shush...” Sanmi noticed her eyes were beginning to saturate with tears. He pulled her closer and hugged her. “I’m sorry...so sorry.”

Oh! The power of a woman, how potent it is to fool even the wisest man. Now the table turned and Salewa had her husband’s heart as a plaything in her hands.

“I missed you baby.” She said, her jaw hanging on his shoulder.

“I missed you more.”

She slowly pulled away from his hold and kissed him. “Uh-oh,” she snapped off her lips from his mouth. His moustache, as thick as toothbrush bristles, pricked her supple upper lip.

“What?”

“You need to shave.” She smiled, examining his face, her hands on his bearded cheeks. “This is not the man I married. You look like a hobo.”

“Oh yeah and this is the woman I married. You look like an angel.”

The lovebirds let out a huge, happy, totally unrestrained laugh, then walked on into the house, to the sitting room.

‘Relationship is for two, three is a crowd,’ was a common saying, but that Salewa forgot, having Dede under the same roof with her perceptive husband. This moment a sickening thud came out from the room Dede hid, catching Sanmi’s attention.

“Honey, what’s that?” He strained his ears. “I thought I heard a bang.”

“No, you didn't.”

She slowly unknit her pink silky nightie to reveal her well-pumped breasts, pointing at him. Salewa knew the best way to block Sanmi’s perceiving ears was to keep his brain and mind busy. Without hesitation, Sanmi cleared his throat, his gape on her cleavage. This was like a romantic bombshell for a man who hadn't seen a woman’s nakedness for three weeks. His heart drummed faster than usual, his hands yearned for a touch and the spit he swallowed almost clogged his esophagus.

“They are all yours.” She said with open arms, making it clear to his thirsty eyes that she still got her sexy body intact. “Take your time...”

“Take my time? For heaven sake, I have no time left.”

She giggled, he yanked her closer, swept her off the ground, then head on to the bedroom. As they were busy rekindling weak feelings, Dede was also busy carving out his escape from the empty bedroom. Lucky for him, the window frame of the room was not barred, so his getaway depended on how fast he could remove the window-panes. All he cared about was the bag of money he kept under his bed in his unlocked room. He knew he had remain a pauper the rest of his life if he didn't seize this golden chance. He counted on luck, so did Salewa.

She had succeeded in stealing Sanmi’s interest and rigid attention. But little did she know that the curtain had not yet fallen on her performance and would have more to do than she had already done.

A phone rang from under the blanket.

Sanmi gropes for it. “Who’s phone is this?” He held it up to her face.

There and then the couple heard again, clearly, a crashing sound.

ON THE RUN (EPISODE 28)

by on 02:19
The fear of the unknown was a usual common feeling amongst people who had secrets to hide. They sometimes have their brows furrowed at ...

She pulled out her heels and tried sticking them into her cerise clutch purse. The spirit of Hennessy wouldn't let her be, having invited them, in throngs, into her blood stream. Her bursting belly rumbled and jumbled, she retched, then giggled at her silly state. All effort to walk steady failed as she zigzagged along the dark street, voicing out every single thought that popped into her sozzled head. The street brightened, thanks to the sudden cure of the epileptic power supply that snoozed the streetlights for days now. The path to her house became very clear to the normal human eye. Salewa still bumped into the garbage can, placed at a strategic corner by her driveway, and fell, polluting the very quiet environment with the crashing sound. Yes, the path to her house was only clear to the normal human eye. She cackled, sluggishly scrambling to her feet.

Now Dede, who wasn't paid to do only the laundry but to also keep watch over the entire house, sprang out of bed. He groped under his pillow for his flashlight, then swung the ray of light from one corner to the other through his window. The thought that it had be one of those hungry, giant rats that scurry around for leftovers disappeared when the spotlight came on Salewa, who sat on the garbage can. He rushed outside to confirm the reason behind her eerie behaviour.

“Oga madam, wetin happen?” He turned off the flashlight and inched more closer.

She stood. “H-h-h-heeeeey! Wheeeere d’ya think yeeer goin’?” She slurred, jabbing a finger into Dede’s chest.

His ever vigilant nose, that could perceive from afar the potato Salewa fried every Thursday, the Sunday jollof rice she cooked after church and the garlic in the Tuesday beans their neighbour prepared, didn't fail to recognize the smell of pure liquor oozing out from her mouth. He knew what he should do.

“Youlikemesomuch.” Salewa said, her words toppling from her mouth in a rush of barely distinguishable syllables.

Even though she said his mind, still he ignored her words, held her by her right and led her on to the house.

“I am not a baaaaby.” She forced her hand out of Dede’s grip. “I know what I’m doin’. I’m not druuuunk!”

Dede saw no difference between a mad person and someone who is drunk. Time happened to be the only distinguishing factor relating them. A gentle smile graced his lips, as he reached for the door-key in her purse. He opened the door and she teetered in to the sitting room and laid, supine near the glass center-table, on the jade green rug.

“Are you okay ma?” He knelt beside her, with sweats dripping down his pumping chest. “Oga madam, go sleep for inside.”

“Sanmi intheroomis sterile!”

Fear contorted his face. “Oga dey inside?” Dede shifted his gaze towards the bedroom.

“No! He is sterile!” She emphasized, and just as his ignorant brain ransacked the little piece of information it stored for the meaning of ‘sterile’, she leaned forward and yanked him to herself and kissed him.

He couldn't deny the chill that ran down his spine. Or never could he have thought this day would come again, not after the harsh warnings she showered on him the last time. His heart pumped more blood into his arteries like never before, seeing her bulgy bubbling bosom dance as she laughed. He laughed too. She stared into his beaming eyes, drove her soft palm around his sturdy chest and down to his abs and into his pewter breeches.

He twitched and moaned beneath his breath.

Energetic and dangerously ready did it arise like a phoenix from the ashes, the once limp tube in between his legs. The power of touch, from someone you grew feelings for, couldn't be over emphasized. Salewa realized how prepared he had become, so she decided to take it further.

She scrambled to her feet. “Follow me.” She said, wiggling into the bedroom.

He tailed after her without a second thought. Dede read his Bible thrice a week, knew about temptations and the forms they’re packaged in, but on this very temptation he was willing to fall. He entered the room and his wary eyes caught on Sanmi’s full-size portrait propped against the cream wall. A portrait of him winking to the camera in his dashing uniform.

“Hey! Over here, I’m waiting...” Salewa hauled his attention.

“Wow.” He mouthed, grinning from ear to ear. Salewa had pulled out her gown, leaving on her a nut-brown bra and a fuchsia lace-like panties. He crawled on the bed to her, then placed a kiss on her soft charming lips. The blazing sensation whirling within them couldn't be stopped by any external force. He needed her as much as she needed him.

Salewa loved moments like this, she just couldn't have enough of it. She groped for the switch of the bedside lamp and clicked it off, setting the room for a romantic battle. Dede liked the fact that her face was veiled in the sudden darkness, not having to see her as his boss but a random girl. He knew how to get around her major weakness, having found it out the last time they met in bed. The tip of his moist tongue idly stroking behind her fluffy ears always did the magic. Now he sent his fast fingers behind her back and they swiftly unhooked her bra, setting the twins free.

She groaned in soft pleasure, as he smoothly hauled her panties out of her legs. Her heart was thundering in her chest and her fist clenched tightly to the mattress. Her hips bucked forward, every nerve in her body goading her to speed things up. Thinking Dede still had his pants on, she reached for it and her palms clapped on his bare butt.

“Ouch!” She moaned, drew in a long breath and exhaled slowly. This definitely would be a night to remember. Few minutes after the romantic rumble she rolled under the blanket and slept off.

Dede did it again!

The early morning sun still found its way through the fleecy cotton to hit Dede’s sleepy face. He had slept for hours and the clock wouldn't stop ticking. His bones creaked as he stretched and yawned, sitting beside the bed. He pulled out his boxers and breeches from under Salewa’s back, under the blanket. And just as he wore them, his tired eyes locked on Sanmi’s portrait again. His heart skipped a bit as Sanmi winked at him.

10:32 A.M. He peeked at the wall clock. He knew he had to leave immediately, away from this house, away from this barracks and away from this city. But the sudden realization dawned on him too late, as the owner of the house was already at the doorstep.

Yes, Sanmi is back. He let down his luggage and knocked at the door.

ON THE RUN (EPISODE 27)

by on 01:49
She pulled out her heels and tried sticking them into her cerise clutch purse. The spirit of  Hennessy   wouldn't  let her be, havi...